I was out sick for 3 days last week. It was horrible. Even after I went to the doctor, was no longer contagious, etc., and came back to work, I still didn’t have a voice.
My coworkers were joking that I would have to hang a tiny whiteboard around my neck and use a mini dry erase marker to communicate.
It was funny until it became real. I was trying to talk, and nothing would come out. So I wrote this. Doesn’t look very convincing, does it?