I stopped at our local ice guy in Somerville to buy a block of ice for the Holiday party. He held up a giant chunk and asked “how’s that.” I said, a little larger than I need. He said wait a minute…
Then he came out with a CHAINSAW. Really. And he went to plug it into his fork lift, but then the forklift started moving towards my car with no driver. Oh, did I mention it was raining? And he ran to stop it and slipped. And I ran to my car and slipped. And 2 inches from puncturing my Mini he was able to stop the fork lift.
Lesson: don’t park next to fork lifts in the rain.
Then he made this fantastic show with the chainsaw. Really cool, hunh?